Santa Ne Pappu Ko Fon Kiya Santa: Kaha Ho Bete? Pappu: Hostal Men Padh Raha Hu Pariksha Bahut Najdik Hai Isliye Bahut Padhna Padta Hai Aap Kaha Ho? Santa: Theke Pe... Tere Piche Line Men Aakhir Men Khada Hu Ek Haf Mera Bhi Le Lena Theka Band Hone Wala Hai
Santa: Ye Bata Ki Duniya Men Kitane Desh Hain? Banta: Kar Di N Vahi Paglo Wali Baat Duniya Men Ek Hi Desh Hai 'India'; Baki Sab To Videsh Hain!
Air Hostess: Sar Kya Lenge? Santa: Puri-Sabji Khir Aur Laddu Air Hostess: Sar Aap Kingfisher Ke Plan Men Aaye Hain Malya Ji Ke Sharad Men Nahin
Santa: Chikan To Bahut Badhiya Bana Hai Par Thoda Ajib Sa Swad Kyon Hai? Banta: Banate Hue Murge Ki Taang Jal Gai Thi To Thodi Soframin (Soframycin) Laga Di Thi
Naukar: Sahab Aapka Kutta To Bilkul Aadmi Jaisa Lagta Hai Kya Khilate Ho Ise? Santa: Nalayak Vo Kutta Nahin Mera Beta Hai Engineering Kar Raha Hai Aaj Kal Paper Chal Rahe Hain
Santa: Tumhen Mere Rishtedaar Pasand Nahin Hain? Jito: Kya Baat Kar Rahe Ho Mujhe To Apni Saas Se Jyada Tumhari Saas Achchi Lagti Hai